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March 2007

It's cold and icy out, you slipped, there is no-one to blame and sue for your stupidity, all four of your fleshy cheeks sting, your pride hurts more. Outside your front door, you fumble with the keys but finally you're back home where it's warm.
Hungry for distraction you sit in front of the computer screen, the cursor shakes, outside cold lingers in your bones, or maybe it's something else? You need a fix, to quench a thirst for innovative and mind-combusting cinema.
You crave, and we give:

13 Tzameti - Gela Babluani
"A gruesome existential thriller!" - Antony Kaufman, Time Out NY

There's no chance to bite the bullet when the barrel of a revolver digs into the back of your skull. Cold steel jabs callously against the skin as you raise your own weapon to the back of another head in front of you. All eyes turn to the dulled pin-stripe light bulb. A pause, then fresh light blazes down upon staring eager eyes and you must squeeze the trigger…

This is 13 Tzameti, Gela Babluani's shocking winner-take-all thriller. Available now, blood on your hands for $18.24 from:

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Wondrous Oblivion - Paul Morrison
"...genuine sweetness." - All Movie Guide

Eleven-year-old David Wiseman dreams of being a cricket star, but to the dismay and ridicule of his classmates, he is all passion and no skill. The son of a traditional Jewish family living in the racial and cultural turbulence of 1960s South London, David and his world are shaken by the unexpected arrival of the Samuels, a lively and big-hearted Jamaican family.

When Dennis Samuels erects a cricket net in his backyard, David is ecstatic. However, David's enthusiasm is not shared by all in his racially-charged community and the Wisemans are forced to choose between aligning with the prejudices of the neighborhood and sticking by their new friends.

We promise a fresh and endearing film that'll make you feel warm and fuzzy inside no matter the weather just hit:

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The Motel - Michael Kang
"Puberty Sucks!"

Light hearted comic relief, empathic pain and pleasure like contagious laughter when you really gotta pee, oh it hurts but you don't want to stop, you can't!

This is the story of 13-year-old Ernest Chin, forever stuck at his family's hourly-rate motel, he must divide his time between taking orders from his overbearing mom, cleaning up after whatever miscreants the motel may attract and longing for the girl of his dreams, 15-year-old Christine. In all, you really don't want to see that poor bunny-rabbit puppet getting horribly abused, or Ernest being forced to kiss the local bully's younger sister, do you? DO YOU?!

Get the DVD and bring back those deeply buried memories. It'll be therapeutic*! Then come and share your own tragic puberty moments on our YouTube ‘ Puberty Sucks ' group. Win a free signed poster!


Coming Soon!

The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai

For your information, films that are ‘Pink' in Japan are all about people not having sex.

An entire genre onto itself, this softcore romp is outrageous story-telling and erotic political satire at its most eccentric. According to the plot, if a prostitute were to be caught in a firefight and accidentally receive a bullet wound to the head, she would turn into an intellectual superwoman and be able to predict the future. Upon discovering a replica of George W. Bush's finger in a canister, she is of course forced on the run by North-Korean spies and must prevent a nuclear catastrophe under the ever-watching eye of the United States President.

This steamy and bizarre movie is coming soon to Palm Pictures. Can you hold it long enough?


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It's sad to see all the big names trying to take advantage of the growing demand for high quality film and TV downloads, and instead messing it up big time with their restrictions, greed, and DRM protection.

Palm Pictures have stepped in, and chosen EZTakes. A DRM-free service that is unlike any other movie download store. They enable you to easily burn your movie downloads to recordable DVDs that you can watch on virtually any DVD player. There are no proprietary hardware restrictions, ridiculous time-constraints or complicated software procedures to follow that require the skills of an unkempt data-decrypting pirate. It just works and gives you our faithful audience, what you want.

We already have many capital and opulent movies primed to delve onto your hard-drives. Don't move, just click. More titles added each week!

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* Palm Pictures is in no way responsible for the inability of watchers of "THE MOTEL" come to terms with the mental grievances caused by reliving memories of puberty.